Jemima Loves Big Ted

clientsfromhell:

Client: OK, now don’t draw me ugly.  Oh, and can we make my nose smaller?  I hate my nose.  And don’t give me chubby cheeks.  And and don’t draw the acne at all.  Is that cool?

Me: Sure.  Who would you like me to draw instead?

Logo Design

clientsfromhell:

“We have decided not to use any of the concepts you have proposed. Instead, we farmed this out to our creative network, and have decided to use a rotating set of 50 different clip-art images as our logo.”

OHMYGOD?!?!?!?!?

Watch out for the gays

clientsfromhell:

We were building a website for a client that has a preschool and sells curriculum. Just before we went live, they called up and asked us to remove the word “school” from all the page titles and URLs. I asked why. They responded:

“We heard if the gays find out we have a preschool, they can force us to teach the children to be gay. We think its safest if nobody can see that we’re a school. And we don’t want to come up on any Google searches dealing with ‘school.’”