ifoneweresoinclined:(via likeneelyohara)
I LOVE this film!!
(via clientsfromhell)
Seriously need to be taken out and shot!
Client: OK, now don’t draw me ugly. Oh, and can we make my nose smaller? I hate my nose. And don’t give me chubby cheeks. And and don’t draw the acne at all. Is that cool?
Me: Sure. Who would you like me to draw instead?
“We have decided not to use any of the concepts you have proposed. Instead, we farmed this out to our creative network, and have decided to use a rotating set of 50 different clip-art images as our logo.”
OHMYGOD?!?!?!?!?
We were building a website for a client that has a preschool and sells curriculum. Just before we went live, they called up and asked us to remove the word “school” from all the page titles and URLs. I asked why. They responded:
“We heard if the gays find out we have a preschool, they can force us to teach the children to be gay. We think its safest if nobody can see that we’re a school. And we don’t want to come up on any Google searches dealing with ‘school.’”
t4mst3r:ihatemuggles:badsects:playmynerves:clearmylungs:growingup:everyonesinfragments:matttraynor:thecurveoftheearth:(via cosmicbus)
ok this is qt i must admit
i will always reblog this
:3 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH